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None of that, or any of the others

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Created on 2017-05-21 18:10:22 (#3201515), last updated 2017-05-21 (21 weeks ago)

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Name:Bernard Ludwig Black
Location:United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

Name: Bernard Ludwig Black
Current Occupations: Bookshop owner, writer
Other Occupations: Fake lawyer, fast food employee at Mamba Burger

Home: London
Nationality: Irish

Significant other: Mind your own business
Children: God no
Housemates: Manny, who eats my food and leaves bits of his beard everywhere.
Pets: There may be a cat somewhere.
Friends: None. Well, maybe Fran and Manny, but only when they aren't being stupid and annoying.
Cigarettes: As many as possible
Alcohol: As much as possible.
Hobbies: Writing. Occasional gambling. Pretending to play the piano.

Height: 5'11"
Hair: Black
Skin: White. Pasty and indoorsy. I like indoors. All my stuff is there.
Dress code: A black suit. Which used to be white. Why are you asking me all these questions? Piss off, won't you?

OOC Content Warnings

Individual posts will be content warned as needed. The following are present in canon.

Content Details
Alcoholism and Substance Misuse Bernard is a heavy drinker and smoker.
(Side note: this is not because he is Irish; Bernard is Irish because his creator and pb, Dylan Moran, said he was 'too lazy to do an accent')
Violence (to others in general) Mild to moderate, usually of a slapstick nature, never sexual or towards women
Violence (towards Manny) In canon sometimes physically or verbally abusive, again generally of slapstick nature
Personal Injury Frequent, not generally graphic
Swearing Frequent and often blasphemous
Animal - Tries to kill cat in canon (which will not be replicated here). No injury caused to the cat.
Kills non-specific creatures breeding in his shop
No cruelty to children but can be unkind.
Sexual references Mild references to sex throughout canon. No graphic details or sexual violence.
General lack of cleanliness

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[Disclaimer: Bernard Black is from Black Books, and is the property of Dylan Moran/Channel 4. He appears here solely for the purpose of role-playing in [community profile] milliways_bar, from which no profit whatsoever is being made.]
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